chainsawdiva:

Kanaya herself seemed to have nabbed a few pretty dresses, as well as some plain, long sleeved shirts, and a few skirts. She glanced over at Nepeta and laughed “Well Well! So many choices yes? I am glad you found some things. Now lets see if we can match any of these into outfits for you.” Figuring Nepeta knew her own size she didn’t bother having her try any on, instead, leading her over to a table (probably meant for cardgames or other such silly things) and laid out the clothes Nepeta had picked, and began sorting them, showing her how to match her shirts with her pants and whatnot, to make sure she at least semi matched. Once she had a few outfits laid out “There we go. Now which of these outfits do you want to buy, and which one do you want to wear out of the store?” she smiled, tilting her head.

> You watch intently, wondering how any of that matches anything else? Ohh, but then you begin to see it and nod (rather sagely) to yourself. Kanaya’s good at this. You bite your lip, raise your index finger to your chin, and your eyebrows slope downwards as you think. 

> That sailor moon top with the jacket and the skinny jeans is ADORABLE though. You point to that one!

“If I could purrlease wear that one, uhm, then I’ll just carry the rest! Thank mew so much, Kanaya.”

> You didn’t even realize your wardrobe needed work, but hey, you’re not complaining. 

(Source: olivegr33nkittens)

betheherodothewindything:

olivegr33nkittens:

betheherodothewindything:

“Hehe you’re far from mundane I think you’re awesome, but you’re probably talking about your arts which I know nothing about at the current moment hehe”

you blush a little as you accidentally end up saying exactly what you were thinking. Gosh you were starting to muck it up letting your mouth get ahead of your thoughts, if you weren’t careful you’d end up accidentally mentioning how cute she looked when she tilted her head and blinked.

“I uh I’m going to be quiet now heh.”

> You make a face and shrug, but you’re flattered. Oh aww, he’s blushing again! Dang that’s cute. 

“Well, thanks John! I think you’re purrrretty pawesome too, teehee! Aw, you don’t have to be quiet. Then what would I even talk pawbout?”

> It’s boring just talking to yourself! Trust me, you’ve tried.

> It was the most boring conversation ever.

“uh okay, well maybe you could about how cute your cat puns are hehe.”

Your face turns a brilliant shade of tomato red as an inner monologue happens in your head. OH FUCK WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? YOU FUCKING IDIOT THINK THEN SPEAK HOW CAN YOU HONESTLY FUCK THAT UP???? ITS SUCH A SIMPLE FUCKING PROCESS!

“I mean how cute you are.”

inner monologue continues. FUCKING CHRIST FUCKBUCKET YOU STILL AREN’T GETTING IT RIGHT MAYBE THAT LAST BRAIN FREEZE KILLED A FEW THOUSAND BRAIN CELLS BECAUSE ITS OBVIOUS YOU AREN’T USING ANY TO CONTROL YOUR THOUGHT SPEW.

“See this is why I should be quiet I’m letting things slip out that I’m thinking heh…”

“Aw John! You purreally think I’m cute, well, gee, thanks!”  

> He’s getting so flustered that you can’t help but to try to calm him down, so you stretch out a hand and gently pap his cheek. Pap, pap. You don’t know why, but when your big sister does that to you, it calms YOU down…so hopefully it calms him down too!!

> You grin and stop, giggling a little.

“You’re purretty darned cute too, John, if that makes anything any better!”

chainsawdiva:

olivegr33nkittens:

chainsawdiva:

Kanaya laughed and sang the lyrics softly, giving Nepeta a little swing as they moved, as she skipped for a brief moment “You are truly just as adorable offline as you are online, Nepeta dear.” she grinned as she pushed on one of the doors into a clothing store that seemed to not only hold the regular everyday type things, but apparently more fanciful dress, such as lolita clothing, cosplays, and other types of ‘cartoon culture’ types of clothing, like cute, fashionable t’s with little cartoon patterns and the like “Here we are..I suppose this is as good a place to start as any..I have always found their clothes to be quite lovely.”

> Your nose wrinkles and you feel yourself blush (again) when Kanaya compliments you. You don’t think you’re all that cute at all!! You’re just silly. The world’s silliest cat-obsessed Japanese-American. That’s all. 

> Oh, but then you step into the store—and gasp. Oh my great kitten in the SKY THIS PLACE IS GLORIOUS. You can practically feel your eyes sparkle and you let go of Kanaya to cover your mouth instead. WHY didn’t you know about this place until now??? 

“Kanaya, this is….Purrrrrrfect!!”

“I thought you might like it. It seems like the kind of things you enjoy” she smiled and folded her arms in front of her, giving Nepeta a little bow “Feel free to browse for things that you like! Just show me your choices when you’ve chosen a few things yes? I shall browse with you of course..I need more casual clothes anyway.”

> You nod, and then your OFF. Through the store you trounce, with all the energy of a six year old. So many pretty fabrics, so much lace, so much…oooh, is that a Sailor Moon shirt? You grab that one. And also some shorts, and…….

> In a little while, you return to Kanaya. It was really hard to decide. Super duper hard. One of the hardest decisions of your life!

> You hope you don’t have too many clothes.

betheherodothewindything:

“Hehe you’re far from mundane I think you’re awesome, but you’re probably talking about your arts which I know nothing about at the current moment hehe”

you blush a little as you accidentally end up saying exactly what you were thinking. Gosh you were starting to muck it up letting your mouth get ahead of your thoughts, if you weren’t careful you’d end up accidentally mentioning how cute she looked when she tilted her head and blinked.

“I uh I’m going to be quiet now heh.”

> You make a face and shrug, but you’re flattered. Oh aww, he’s blushing again! Dang that’s cute. 

“Well, thanks John! I think you’re purrrretty pawesome too, teehee! Aw, you don’t have to be quiet. Then what would I even talk pawbout?”

> It’s boring just talking to yourself! Trust me, you’ve tried.

> It was the most boring conversation ever.

chainsawdiva:

Kanaya laughed and sang the lyrics softly, giving Nepeta a little swing as they moved, as she skipped for a brief moment “You are truly just as adorable offline as you are online, Nepeta dear.” she grinned as she pushed on one of the doors into a clothing store that seemed to not only hold the regular everyday type things, but apparently more fanciful dress, such as lolita clothing, cosplays, and other types of ‘cartoon culture’ types of clothing, like cute, fashionable t’s with little cartoon patterns and the like “Here we are..I suppose this is as good a place to start as any..I have always found their clothes to be quite lovely.”

> Your nose wrinkles and you feel yourself blush (again) when Kanaya compliments you. You don’t think you’re all that cute at all!! You’re just silly. The world’s silliest cat-obsessed Japanese-American. That’s all. 

> Oh, but then you step into the store—and gasp. Oh my great kitten in the SKY THIS PLACE IS GLORIOUS. You can practically feel your eyes sparkle and you let go of Kanaya to cover your mouth instead. WHY didn’t you know about this place until now??? 

“Kanaya, this is….Purrrrrrfect!!”

(Source: olivegr33nkittens)

betheherodothewindything:

olivegr33nkittens:

betheherodothewindything:

“haha well the nineties did give us super soakers so I guess it is a good time to live.” :B

you smile not even caring about hiding your stupid bucked teeth, you have a feeling nepeta won’t make fun of you, you actually felt like you had found a friend who you can talk too.

“so what are your hobbies? What kind of stuff do you usually do to stay occupied?”

“Yeah! Heheh. Oh! Welllll um, I draw, and I write, annnd I rolepurrlay sometimes, and, um, I collect cat stuff! Mostly the cat stuff.”

> And by write and draw you mean you draw dumb fanart of your ‘otp’s and write fanfiction. But John doesn’t have to know that!! Oh look he’s got buck teeth, and you aww internally because you think it’s cute. John himself is cute, and hmm…well, that’s as far as you’re going to let yourself think.

“What pawbout you John? Eheh.”

heh well I write short stories, waste hours on the computer, and I walk a lot. I collect dragon figurines because well dragons are cool.

> you smile at her a twinkle in your blue eyes, it’d been too long since you actually enjoyed the company of someone else, not to mention someone as attractive as she was, but you’d never tell her, best you be alone than cause someone else to be burdened by your split personality.

so you draw huh? I’ve never been much good with art myself. I let my words paint pictures for me.

“Ohh…that sounds purretty cool. I have another furriend who likes dragons too, what are the chances?”

> Your short legs swing under the table again and you tilt your head at him, blinking. He’s more of the artsy-with-words-type, huh? You feel the slightest pang of jealousy, because well, you never were a good writer. 

> Your sister though? Oh man, that’s another story alltogether.

“Yeah, and I’m purrrrretty mundane, I guess. I have a whole lot to learn! But that’s fine with me. I’m eager to improve!!”

chainsawdiva:

“Hmmmh well judging by your interests I believe I know a store where we can get you things that are fashionable, and things that you will still like…just follow me dear.” she linked her arm in Nepeta’s with a grin and led the way into the mall, and towards their destination.

“Okay!”

> Kanaya knows best, so you follow her, resisting the urge to climb up on her shoulders and perch there (like a kitty). You vaguely think about a movie that linked arms like this, wasn’t it the Wizard of OZ or something?? You don’t really remember (or care) but you find yourself humming, ‘we’re off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of oz!’ 

(Source: olivegr33nkittens)

betheherodothewindything:

“haha well the nineties did give us super soakers so I guess it is a good time to live.” :B

you smile not even caring about hiding your stupid bucked teeth, you have a feeling nepeta won’t make fun of you, you actually felt like you had found a friend who you can talk too.

“so what are your hobbies? What kind of stuff do you usually do to stay occupied?”

“Yeah! Heheh. Oh! Welllll um, I draw, and I write, annnd I rolepurrlay sometimes, and, um, I collect cat stuff! Mostly the cat stuff.”

> And by write and draw you mean you draw dumb fanart of your ‘otp’s and write fanfiction. But John doesn’t have to know that!! Oh look he’s got buck teeth, and you aww internally because you think it’s cute. John himself is cute, and hmm…well, that’s as far as you’re going to let yourself think.

“What pawbout you John? Eheh.”

biomechatronicarcher:

olivegr33nkittens:

theyre going purretty well i guess! ^____^

ive been gone too so ehehe youre not really alone in being….gone! :O

but its been waaaaay too long since we talked last!!!!

I know. I really need to get online more.

so do i!

hehe but enough of that silly business

how have you been equius? :’3 

chainsawdiva:

olivegr33nkittens:

chainsawdiva:

olivegr33nkittens:

chainsawdiva:

“It is alright, Nepeta, I shall forgive you.” she gave her a little pat on the shoulder as she looked over what the girl was wearing “You…must have had to leave in a great hurry.” she said trying to sound as polite as possible.

> You just grin at the taller woman and when she mentions your outfit, you blink and your head tilts to the left on instinct, a brow arching upwards in confusion. What did she mean by ‘in a great hurry?’ This is what you wear pretty much EVERY day. You wouldn’t be seen without your signature blue hat or green jacket, and oh man do you love your stripey socks. 

“What do you pawsibly mean by that, Kanaya? ….It doesn’t look bad, does it?”

> You did put this outfit together by yourself after all. Your cheeks flush a little darker red in embarrassment. 

“Well I would not say it is….bad per say….ah…a little..um.” she crossed one arm across her waist and rested the other arm against it, that hand resting against her cheek “..A little…mismatched maybe..” she gave her a sheepish smile. She didn’t want to make Nepeta feel badly about her clothing choice but, sweet christ she looked like she’d been dressed by a mentally challenged five year old.

“Mis…matched?”

> You repeat, and then blink…finally realizing—

Maybe blue and black and white and green and more black and also tan don’t match so well. You flush even darker and hide your face in your sleeves. Oh my gosh she’s right. You’re an adult Nepeta, but you still dress like a five year old! Wow you’re embarrassed. When you speak, it’s soft and nearly inaudible.

“I didn’t think it was purreally that bad!”

She covered her mouth for a moment, trying not to smile at Nepeta’s cute way of speaking “It Is Quite Alright Dear…We are at the mall after all…let us just…find you some new things to wear?” she placed a gentle hand on Nepeta’s back “It will be fun! Nice girly time together yes?”

“Um….purrlease!! I’d apurrecate that a whole lot, Kanaya!”

> Now where was that Leo pride? Shaking her embarrassment to rebuild her ego, she nodded and forced a grin, that did sound…fun. It wasn’t often that she got to do ~*girly things*~, because her older sister was such a tomboy (and really, she kind of was too). But once in a while, it was fun to let go and be a girl again. This was a good opportunity, yay! (Or rather, oppurrrtunity.) 

“Where should we go furrst? I don’t purreally go uh…to…clothing stores.”